Submarine and A Roach

On Episode 253 of Submaroach, TMT and Mayowa are joined by special guest Abimisola, host of Japa Diaries. The number one podcast about documenting the real experiences of African immigrants navigating life in the diaspora. This episode serves as a send-off before the boys take a well-earned break, and it’s packed with stories, reflections, and the usual insane humor. Abimisola shares her personal journey, how her background shaped her perspective, and what led her to create Japa Diaries. The conversation dives into the realities of japa life, identity, relocation, and the emotional and practical sides of starting over abroad. From there, things get very Submaroach and the boys spiral into conversations about dog names, random thoughts on Adobe (the company), family dynamics, and the surprisingly chaotic topic of not having driver’s licenses. They also revisit and review the Submaroach live show, sharing behind-the-scenes thoughts and audience reactions, before closing things out by trying (and mostly…

On Episode 252 of Submaroach, TMT, Koj, and Mayowa return with another chaotic blend of politics, pop culture, and completely unnecessary personal revelations. The boys kick things off by unpacking Donald Trump’s Easter message to Iran, trying to make sense of the tone, timing, and what it says about global politics in 2025. From there, they dive into the rise of false prophet influencers—the internet personalities blurring the lines between political awareness, performance, and outright manipulation. Things take a reflective turn as they discuss their favourite actors getting older, what aging means in entertainment, and how audiences struggle to let go of certain eras. That naturally leads into a conversation about President Bola Tinubu’s age, leadership, and how age perception shapes public opinion in Nigeria. And because it’s Submaroach, the episode somehow also includes a completely unserious but deeply committed discussion about… TMT’s legs. As always, expect sharp takes, ridiculous tangents, and the…

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On this episode of Submaroach, TMT and Koj discuss the worldwide campaign against swag. In no particular order, we're talking Timothee Chalamet (again), and the parallels between Marty Supreme and Diddy, Nigerian righteous indignation scaring people, and childhood trauma. The boys bounce around the ideas of working through depression, Korty's brilliant piece with Asake and TMT gives his review and experience of seeing Project Hail Mary at the theatre.

On Episode 249 of Submaroach, Koj, TMT, and Mayowa cover a wild range of topics—from deeply personal stories to internet nonsense and reality TV chaos. TMT opens up about childhood trauma and how early experiences shape the way people deal with conflict, relationships, and life as adults. The conversation then pivots to the internet, where the boys discuss the explosion of tribal impressions on TikTok. From there, they dive into shady property development in Lagos, the endless cycle of questionable real estate projects, and why buying property in the city sometimes feels like a gamble. Naturally, that leads into stories about Lagos traffic and road rage, including the strange psychology of how people behave once they get behind the wheel. The episode also detours into reality TV territory as the boys react to Michael and Angela’s breakup from 90 Day Fiancé and discuss the rise of chaotic dating shows like Pop the Balloon and Love Is Blind, and why audiences can’t stop watching messy relationships unfold. As…

Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria — presents Episode 248, “OZEMPIC LIVES MATTER – Part II,” hosted by TMT, Koj, and Mayowa. This week starts in the trenches of modern insecurity: pink lips, under-bridge beauty hacks, instant gratification, and the booming business of selling people relief from bodies they were taught to hate. The boys use Serena Williams, Oprah, and the whole GLP-1 era to ask a darker question: if even the richest, most decorated people in the world can still be got by insecurity, what exactly is capitalism doing to the rest of us? From there, it opens into a bigger conversation about media, ambition, and why America remains the greatest and worst country on earth: the kind of place where someone can raise millions for a football media product just because they believe hard enough. That leads into a proper Submaroach media summit — the boys sketch out what a real Nigerian football media company could look like, name their Mount Rushmore…

The boys are back and this week we're discussing the BAFTA's, The lack of Peace in the Middle East, AI as research, NEPO baby's over the age of 50. Koj gets into his new trivia project, Mayowa let's us in on some of his childhood lore and TMT talks about his new Tiktok project.

On Episode 246 of Submaroach, Koj, TMT, and Mayowa lean fully into the chaos. The title says it all. This one is generational tension, conspiracy conversations, fake romance pressure, and soft-life delusion all rolled into one. The boys revisit the rise of nepopiano , Afrobeats made by rich kids and ask whether it’s evolution, industry nepotism, or just old heads hating on the new wave. From there, they wade into the ever-murky waters of the Epstein files, internet speculation, power, and the public’s obsession with elite scandals. With Valentine’s Day around the corner, they break down Valentine’s Day plans, expectations vs. reality, and the silent financial stress attached to “romantic gestures.” That leads directly into stories about being hit on by strangers when it’s flattering, when it’s awkward, and when it’s just trauma dumping. Finally, the boys tackle the big one: economic anxiety. Is TMT quietly stressed? As always, it’s funny, sharp, slightly unhinged, and somehow still insightful. Topics…

Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria — presents “Your Toes are a Mess, You need to see a Pediatrician” hosted by TMT, Mayowa & Koj. A self-care mix-up becomes a doorway into the week: grooming, adulthood, and why your feet and your feelings both need maintenance. From there, the boys sprint through culture and campus—high-school rivalries, university choices, and school counselors who reroute destinies. Film heads get a quick review of One Battle After Another with character talk, plot notes, and what great performances teach us about representation. Pop culture and politics collide as Kanye’s latest apology sparks a bigger conversation on mental health, sincerity, platform responsibility, and why celebrity influence warps public discourse. The guys weave through moon-landing skeptics, messy headlines, and “fascists are winning” anxieties, all while keeping it funny, curious, and deeply human. It’s culture, film, sports, education, fashion, hair, Kanye, and…

Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria—presents “Seyi Tinubu’s Internet,” hosted by TMT & Koj. The boys kick off with money talk: childhood class realities, why degrees don’t guarantee a soft life, and how “education vs. wealth” plays out in real families. Geography nerdery slides in next: is Greenland effectively an extension of Denmark, and which country secretly wins the “most time zones” trick? (Hint: France.) Plus, Koj's trivia plans with Toronto Raptors tickets as the grand prize. Then Bible lore meets modern Lagos: King Solomon’s “split-the-baby” dilemma as a lens for frustration. Domestic life gets delicious: plating as a mental-health unlock, chicken love (and chicken slander), and the immortal wisdom that wraps are “an efficient transportation method.” (Salad & Bread) Fashion & Tumblr-core arrive with sunglasses-by-dictators, and the Lagos Millennial fashion crisis: too much “put it on,” not enough “authenticity.” Finally, internet culture proper: the…

On Episode 243 of Submaroach, Koj, TMT, and Mayowa are back with another wide-ranging, unfiltered conversation covering football drama, music culture, fitness delusions, and the future of storytelling. The boys break down the AFCON controversy involving Morocco, asking whether it was smart gamesmanship or straight-up cheating. They talk new music spcifically Asake and Wizkid's project and what that could entail. There’s a hilarious debate on what actually counts as a workout in 2025, followed by a sharp discussion on AI in storytelling, creativity, and whether machines are helping or quietly killing originality. The episode rounds out with a deep dive into “nepopiano”—Afrobeats made by rich kids—and what it says about class, culture, and gatekeeping in the Nigerian music industry. As always, it’s layered with jokes, hot takes, and side quests only Submaroach can deliver. Topics include:AFCON drama, Moroccan controversy, new Afrobeats music, fitness culture, AI and creativity, storytelling, Nepopiano,…

Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria, presents “2026 Predictions: Nostradamus vs Adeboye,” hosted by Mayowa, TMT, and Koj. Quatrains meet altar calls as the boys translate two very different prophets for 2026. Nostradamus’ “thunderbolt” and “blood flowed” are remixed into cancel-culture hazards and pregnancy hopes. Pastor Adeboye’s 2026 notes include: “more remarkable than 2025,” stronger winds, more opportunities, less hunger, SMEs blooming, a touch of reverse JAPA, fewer chances of major war, and a hurricane watch; they become a point of contact for hope and survival. From there, it’s culture and sport: paying athletes on time (and why “disgrace the shameless” sometimes works), the art of grooming your kids into your football club, and a bold World Cup prophecy that has Declan Rice polishing a Ballon d’Or. Music heads get a Wizkid × Asake temperature check, while politicians get roasted for their palatial interior design choices and Ozempic. Farmers and the…

Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria—presents Episode 241, “It’s 2026 and OkuntaKinte is still here???,” hosted by Mayowa, TMT & Koj. This week, the boys wade into Lagos’ underground queer party scene, discussing the implications of visibility and the dangers it poses to individuals within that community. It delves into the activism surrounding queer representation in Nigeria, the cultural dynamics within families, and reflections on significant events from 2025, including the death of a prominent figure and the rise of cultural memes among younger generations.

Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria—is back. This week, TMT & Koj dig into a truth every Millennial in the diaspora eventually learns: no matter how far you travel, you can’t outrun the Naij inside of you. The Millennial Reality Check: The boys open with the “Millennial Dream” and the corporate bias that still favors the married-with-kids crowd. From ballot boxes to boardrooms, they land on a thesis: the world isn’t as progressive as it pretends—everywhere has a conservative spine, just like Naij. Wedding Warfare & “The Bottle Guy”: What does it take to survive a 700-person Nigerian wedding as a sober person? TMT breaks down his promotion to “The Bottle Guy”—part event planner, part logistics wizard, part miracle worker—and the pressure of delivering a brother-of-the-bride toast to a sea of aunties and expectations. Why Shelter Is… Sexy: Domestic life gets spicy as Koj chronicles furniture hunts and couch lust. They argue for lived-in homes over sterile…

Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria — presents “We Must Credit Nnamdi Kanu & Mr Eazi for Detty December,” hosted by TMT & Koj. A quick Yoruba linguistics lesson kicks things off (“Ten is happening,” decoded), before the boys audit Detty December’s origin story: did Nnamdi Kanu inadvertently shift December migration patterns—and did Mr Eazi brand the season by popularising “Detty” through his many Detty events? They trade receipts, timelines, and jokes, then price-check the present: Lagos Airbnb listings touching $9,000 for 11 nights, plus a playful side quest blaming Maleek Berry’s “Eko Miami” for the city’s glossy rebrand. Finally, Spotify Wrapped enters the chat—Koj pulls a youthful Spotify “age” of 22, TMT clocks in at 73—and they dive into their top artists for 2025 before closing on a Nollywood riff inspired by the just-concluded S16 movie festival. It’s Yoruba lessons, Detty December origins, Afrobeats, rap music, Spotify Wrapped, and Nollywood—served…

Join TMT, Mayowa, and Koj on Submarine and A Roach. Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast for Episode 238, "The Danish Inception." The boys kick things off with their usual nonsense, diving straight into the chaotic and hilarious world of tiktok reverse love scam racism. The conversation takes a darker turn as they explore the rise of alté serial killers via.......sigh.....music. Then, in true Submaroach fashion, they switch gears to African accents in Hollywood by way of Stella Damascus. Culture chat continues with Tmt’s signature storytelling prowess, and the boys discuss Tinubu's recent ambassador appointments and the bewildering political appointments. Time will tell. Throughout the episode, the boys blend serious topics with their signature humour, taking you on a wild ride through culture, politics, and the ever present chaos of Nigerian life. From alté killers to Nollywood stardom and Tinubu’s international moves, they cover it all with a side of laughs. Get ready for another wild,…

Join Tmt. Mayowa and Koj on Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast—for Episode 237, “Every Good Girl Deserves A Bad Boy.” Tmt starts off choosing joy as the boys open in classic Submaroach fashion: talking nonsense. They talk Wike, and the surreal reality of Nigerians rooting for a soldier five years after #EndSARS—proof that we are in a true state of higi-haga. Culture chat follows: alté anxiety, Lady Donli being the one artist Tmt openly fears, and his doomed attempt to debut a parody alté song. Then the big one: Burna Boy’s “empty” Houston show. Bad ticket day? Boycott whispers? Or the start of his legacy-act era? The boys compare his recent run to Wizkid and discuss what a comeback could look like. Mayowa adds field notes on diaspora crowds and why great performances are good PR. The episode gets personal: parents discovering the pod, mums threatening Instagram unfollows, grief arriving mid-week, birthdays, friends, and the grounding power of witnessing personal growth. TMT shares…

Join Tmt, Mayowa & Koj on Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for Episode 236, “Nothing to see here — yet.” Love isn’t dead; it’s everywhere, even on Twitter. TMT opens with a Sunday sermon on tenderness before the boys autopsy the week’s millennial exodus—timelines scrubbed, handles vanished, and a decade of tweets dug up like generational curses. “Chaos is a ladder,” they joke, then climb right into it: cancel culture vs. shamelessness, victimhood logic, and why the internet keeps scoring real life in W’s and L’s like it’s monkey post. They pivot to the fan–artist contract after the Burna Boy clip—customers might pay for tickets, but empathy is priceless—then get properly paranoid about platforms: encrypt the DMs and encrypt the search bar. Political mess leaks in as the boys dig into Epstein, Trump, and BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL. Music ties the bow: a fresh look at SARZ’s album (executive brilliance vs. production flex), Odunsi’s cinematic rollout, the Wale Afrobeats…

Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast in Nigeria — presents “Detty December is Human Trafficking,” hosted by TMT & Koj. Every December, Lagos becomes a conveyor belt of bodies, bottles, and bravado—an economy of daytime festivals that start too late for the sun, beach days that turn into boat-hopping on the Lagos Lagoon, and selfies in the red-light district otherwise known as Lagos traffic. It’s our annual rite of passage: equal parts pilgrimage and punishment. The boys build a Detty December checklist: stuffy clubs with famously disorderly queues; Russian roulette with fake alcohol; concerts that begin at 3 a.m. and stages that collapse by 3 a.m.; and the not-so-subtle deployment of Nigerian police by private citizens—like Pokémon. There’s wedding culture, too: the old era of joyful gate-crashing is fading under inflation, replaced by a dystopian hustle where IJGBs and culture tourists buy access to “authentic” Nigerian weddings. TMT’s PSA is simple: if you purchase a…

Join Koj, TMT & Mayowa on Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for Episode 234, “Meek & Horny.” It’s a high-energy catch-up that zigzags from Lagos banter to Toronto life, politics, and pure nonsense—nimble like Simone Biles. The boys open with a chaotic drink check (green tea, Heineken 0.0, Lasena Water, and tales of expired zero-alcohol beer), plus a medicinal detour into Aboniki and why “stiff” needs context. From there, Koj’s moving diaries turn into a love letter to rent-controlled Toronto apartments, outrageous building amenities, and plotting bike rides on waterfront paths. We get an Ibadan classic: the gardener caught doing thirst traps in the boss’s pool—a WhatsApp-era parable told in Yoruba (“wé”) about boundaries, class, and comedy. Then it’s culture and current affairs: royal family headlines, U.S. threats toward Nigeria, and why media framing around Boko Haram is messy—plus a reminder to value reporting over outrage cycles. Internet culture shows up…

Join Tmt, Mayowa & Koj on Submarine and A Roach — Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast — for Episode 233, “L is for Lekki and Q is Kwara,” a wide-ranging conversation that moves from Lagos nightlife to terrorism, tech, and stand-up comedy without taking a breath. This episode starts with stories from Tmt’s weekend driving around Lagos with non-alcoholic beer. Keeping things halal, the guys dive into literature and Boko Haram, reflecting on how books and storytelling shape how we understand violence, radicalization, and Northern Nigeria. The conversation shifts into AI and technology — specifically, how many folks are leaning on AI for human interactions and decisions, including Twitter fights. They also get into modern Nigerian social media discourse, public outrage cycles, and the fact that delusion is a winning strategy on Nigerian Twitter. There’s a run on stand-up comedy, and why getting on stage is low-key a great exercise in learning humility. The boys round things out with Google…

Join Mayowa and Tmt on Submarine and A Roach. Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for a fast, unfiltered catch-up on life lately, packed with sharp jokes and hot takes. This week they riff on the E! boat race and a bunch of ridiculous pop culture spectacles, dive into American politics and Nigerian politics, unpack the latest Twitter/X drama, and perform the annual tradition of Seyi Tinubu glazing....plus a ton of other ridiculous topics they somehow make make sense. Expect cultural reflections, political commentary, and premium Lagos banter. Listen now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Google Podcasts.

Join Tmt, Mayowa & Koj on Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for an unfiltered deep dive into reality TV, celebrity culture, music, politics, and Lagos life. This week, the guys unpack the representation of Black culture in Hollywood by African Immigrants, the absurdity (and psychology) of reality TV, and the relationship dynamics on Love Is Blind. They explore how fame affects mental health, why child stars struggle, and how growing up in public affects adulthood (s/o 2 Charlie Sheen #Winning). On music, they deliver a sharp Taylor Swift album review—questioning the gap between her lyrics and lived adult experiences—then pivot to Nicki Minaj vs Cardi B, the art of the diss track (hello, Pusha T), the goat Nigerian diss track, and how streaming reshaped what (and how) we listen. They also debate the future of celebrity interviews and how the media is used to shape narratives. History sets the stage for politics: a candid look at Trump’s media strategies,…

Join Tmt, Mayowa & Koj on Submarine and A Roach—Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast—for a fresh-year reset packed with cultural reflections, chaos, and church gist. Kicking off with theme music that actually sets the tone, the boys dive into childhood, parenting (hello, impulse control), and why certain social encounters still trigger anxiety. From there, Submaroach’s Sunday brain meets Pastor Iren, CCI Church, and the mighty Anointing Oil—which prompts the question of the day: if you’re drenched in blessing, how exactly are you rapturing? They wander (with purpose) into talks about YNs, Tiwa Savage, Cardi B and the many foolish ways people express themselves with AI. As they get a little older, the guys discuss the many ways they might be more conservative. Finally, a candid look at Nigerian cinema, filmmaking, and cultural expectations—what’s evolved, what still needs work, and why the best Nigerian movies are the ones with real storytelling, artistic merit, and inspiration that…

Welcome to another chaotic chapter of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest podcast and Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Tmt and Koj—your favorite agents of unserious national commentary. This week’s episode kicks off with a Mother’s Day tribute to none other than the Mother of the Nation, Remi Tinubu. The boys officially crown her Remy Ma, and obviously, this leads straight to a breakdown of the music video for Fat Joe’s “Lean Back.” Koj argues that Remy Ma had insane privilege because let’s be real—Ciara wouldn’t have survived that scene. From there, the conversation shifts to Remi Tinubu’s recent visit to a nursing school, the cheeky reception she got from the students, and the queries that followed. Koj shares a similar memory from high school, where students clapped a guest off the stage—giving Tmt the idea for his next hit TV series: “The Clap,” because, as he reminds us, “Na from clap dance dey start.” And somehow—because this is Submarine and A Roach—this spirals into a conversation about…

In this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosts Tmt and Koj explore the nuances of perception and intent in daily interactions. They delve into how individuals' actions are often misinterpreted as boastful or offensive, when, in reality, they're simply narrating their experiences. The conversation emphasizes the importance of understanding that not every personal story is a flex aimed at others; sometimes, people merely share their lives without ulterior motives. Join Tmt and Koj as they navigate these perspectives with their signature humor and insightful commentary.

Episode 228: "Lagos 2 Crazy" In this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosts Tmt and Koj are joined by the exceptionally talented Ua.x—a singer, songwriter, performer, dancer, producer, director, filmmaker, and one of Nigeria's top location scouts. The episode kicks off with a discussion on mental health, framed as a transactional process where individuals accumulate "mental health points" on good days to utilize during challenging times. Koj presents his "Premise of the Week," asserting that religion is inherently transactional and expressing fatigue over the pretense that it isn't. This leads to a conversation about how many perceive God's existence through answered prayers or explicit denials, noting that the silence accompanying unanswered prayers can challenge one's faith. Koj humorously mentions wishing he had witnessed King Belshazzar's feast, where a divine hand appeared, as such an event would have solidified his faith unequivocally. The…

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosts Tmt and Koj are joined by the multifaceted Oyinkan Dada for a lively conversation that traverses fitness, content creation, art, and cultural perceptions. The trio delves into the evolution of influencer culture on Instagram in 2025, highlighting the shift from consumerism to authentic storytelling. Oyinkan shares how her passion for art was ignited by her interest in African and Black history, leading to a discussion on the importance of genuine narratives in connecting with audiences.​ Tmt poses a thought-provoking question about the imagery of God, sparking a conversation on cultural conditioning and personal beliefs. In celebration of Women's Month and International Women's Day, the hosts spotlight funny Nigerian women, acknowledging their contributions to the HaHa's on Obasanjo's internet. The episode concludes with an exploration of the enigmatic Ghanaian artist Okuntakinte, debating whether his…

This week on Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast, Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj dive deep into friendship, self-awareness, and the art of not being a fool in "Parents Can Try Their Best and the Cake Can Still Taste Like Semo." The guys break down a hard truth—the key to being the ultimate friend is “getting over cringe.” But in between all that wisdom, they also get into discipline, making time for things (and people) that matter, and why prioritizing friendships is a skill, not just a feeling. Tmt and Mayowa share hilarious stories about (not) making time in romantic relationships, leading to Tmt boldly comparing himself to cocaine—because of course he does. This naturally spirals into one of the greatest "Last to Marry is a Fool" jokes ever delivered—possibly in the history of mankind. The conversation shifts to performative people, performative friendships, and the reality that personal branding is just knowing yourself. But knowing yourself isn’t just a social climbing move—it’s also…

On this packed episode of Submaroach, TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by the incredibly talented writer Korede as they dive into a wild mix of pop culture, Lagos life, and creative expression. Topics include: 🎤 John Legend's $8,000 Concert in Lagos – Who’s paying for this, and what do they get for that price? The gang breaks it down.....badly. 🚪 Members-Only Clubs in Lagos – Are these elite spaces actually exclusive, or just an expensive flex? 🚗 Driving & Parking in Lagos – The real test of survival skills. 📖 Journaling & Creativity – Korede shares insights on how journaling fuels her process and Mayowa touches on how it embarrassed him. 🎶 New & Old Music Takes – From fresh drops to timeless classics, they discuss what’s been on repeat. 🎬 Funke Akindele & New Nollywood – The box office queen’s impact on promoting Nollywood movies. 🇬🇧 The British education system – The group discuss their relationship with formal education and the rise of an "imported" accents Nigerian school. ⚽ Koj's Teenage Football Team –…

On this episode of Submaroach, TMT and Mayowa bring the chaos as they tackle a mix of music beef, relationship drama, and global destruction (allegedly). Here’s what’s on the menu: The Siraheem… Diss Track? – Is it really a diss track, or just really bad vibes? The boys break down the latest controversy. Valentine’s Day Wedding – Romantic or a logistical nightmare? TMT and Mayowa debate the pros and cons of tying the knot on the most cliché love day of the year. 2Baba’s Failings – Legendary musician 2Face Idibia has had his share of ups and downs. The boys discuss his career, personal life, and where things went wrong. The Future of Nigerian Weddings – Are weddings in Nigeria getting out of hand? Will they get bigger, crazier, or finally become more reasonable? Video Game Habits – From casual gaming to full-blown addiction, the boys talk about their gaming routines and how they’ve evolved over time. Elon Musk Destroying South Africa? – Is the world’s richest man really ruining his home country, or is it just…

On this episode ofSubmaroach, TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a hilarious mix of politics, pop culture, and TMT’s latest TikTok ambitions. Expect wild takes, deep-cut references, and plenty of laughs. Performative Politics vs. The Real Deal – The boys break down the difference between politicians who just put on a show and those who actually stand for something. TMT as a TikToker (With a Small Bum?) – The internet is calling, and TMT might just answer. But is he TikTok-ready? TMT’s Dream Wedding – From the guest list to the color scheme, TMT lays out his vision for the ultimate wedding. Spoiler: It’s probably not what you expect. Jim Iyke & Uche Jombo in a 4-Hour Hollywood Epic – TMT has been watching an unnecessarily long film, and he describes the first three hours in absurd detail. The Impact of Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us” – The song shook up hip-hop, but how deep does its impact go? The boys break it down. A Lot of Colombia Talk – There are plenty of references to Colombia, its president, and… its…

Submaroach Episode 222: Koj’s Engaged, Military Tech, and Fixing Nigeria After a weekend of partying Submaroach hosts TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a mix of personal news, political insights, and their usual hilarious takes on life. You don’t want to miss this one! Koj is Engaged! Big news—our very own Koj is officially off the market! The boys celebrate the engagement and share some laughs about love, weddings, and everything in between. Show him some love! WAF x Israel Adesanya Collab? TMT imagines how a collaboration between Nigerian skateboard brand WAF and UFC star Israel Adesanya could save Israel's career. Nigerian Military Coups & Tech Issues: TMT draws unexpected connections between Nigeria’s military coups in the 80s and today’s tech problems—yes, it’s as wild as it sounds. Fixing Nigeria: The boys put on their problem-solving hats and discuss (probably impractical) ways to fix Nigeria’s many challenges. Expect hot takes and hilarious suggestions. Churches & Money: They dive into the fragile and…

Get ready for another chaotic and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest and #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj. In Episode 221: "Opeyemi Famakin vs David Hundeyin and Joey Akan vs The Alté-Right," the guys dive into everything from Yoruba culture to Twitter beefs and Lagos drama. The episode starts with Tmt confessing he wore the same outfit to a wedding on Saturday and a funeral on Sunday. This sparks a deep dive into Yoruba traditional attire, with the guys debating why the classic styles outshine modern interpretations. Mayowa takes us on a journey through the All Saints Church Yaba vs St. Jude’s beef, before things heat up with a breakdown of the much-discussed feud between David Hundeyin and Opeyemi Famakin. Tmt recounts his run-ins with the FRSC and the Police, sharing the chaos and humor in his recent encounters. Meanwhile, the guest offers insight into the Nigerian comedy scene and what it’s like dating as a comedian in Lagos—leading to a roasting session about…

Join the funniest men in Nigeria Tmt and Koj for another wild ride on Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Submarine and A Roach! In Episode 220: "DOUBLEgänger," the duo tackles everything from existential shoe debates to Trump-era meme coins with their signature mix of humor and sharp takes. This week, the guys dive into: Do 5'7" men actually exist? And if they do, how threatening can they really be? Skin tone semantics: The differences between how African Americans and Nigerians describe skin tones. HipHop origins: Tmt shares his journey of falling in love with rap and the art of lyricism. Music and memory: Koj draws parallels to an interview show he’s developing, where guests walk down memory lane with a playlist of their favorite songs. Observing as a lifestyle: Koj confesses he’s spent a lifetime enjoying watching people do things instead of participating. Trends, crocs, and shoe mandates: Tmt rants about his hatred of trends, his admiration for people who don’t care, and his disdain for Crocs—leading to a…

Kick off the New Year with Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj on Nigeria's funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast, Submarine and A Roach! In Episode 219: "2025 is The Year of Vengeance", the trio dives into resolutions, reflections, and some chaos. This week, the guys tackle: Tmt as a boss: Strict, but also channeling Aaron Pierre’s Mufasa energy. New Year’s Resolutions: Tmt declares 2025 the year of revenge after being wronged in the final days of 2024. Koj resolves to write one joke weekly and perform at shows that are not run by his friends. iFitness gyms: Tmt ranks the best and worst gyms he’s experienced, with no punches pulled. Skepta’s legacy: Mayowa crowns Skepta as Afrobeats’ biggest ambassador and breaks down his impact across the Nigerian music industry. FreshL’s barbershop saga: A hilarious legal analysis courtesy of Mayowa and Tmt’s law degrees. Highs and lows of 2024: The guys reflect on the moments that defined their year. As always, it’s packed with laughs, sharp commentary, and the kind of banter that…

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another unfiltered and laugh-out-loud episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 218: "It's a Badenoch Life For Us", the guys unpack everything from personal quirks to global headlines with their signature wit and banter. This week, they kick things off by sharing the pettiest reasons they've ended things with someone—think weird voices, questionable reactions to recreational drugs, and impromptu photography. Next, they catch up on life: Tmt recounts his latest traffic adventures in Lagos (you already know it’s chaos). Mayowa shares how he's been living his best cultured life, including attending the S16 film. The trio dives into Nollywood, brainstorming what an Oscar-winning Nigerian movie could look like. Spoiler: It’s a movie about a party.. Finally, they wrap up with takes on: Shettima vs. Kemi Badenoch: A battle of political personalities. The shocking story of the UnitedHealthcare CEO's assassination. Packed with humor, chaos, and sharp…

Join Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj for Episode 217 of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, as they uncover why "Joe Biden is #DaddyGoals." The episode kicks off with Mayowa sharing his experience at Craving Cottage catching Fulham vs Arsenal. Koj then takes a playful jab at other Nigerian podcasters, daring them to showcase their own valedictorians, as they celebrate Oluwatomilola Adeniran, PAU’s best-graduating student and proud member of The Marine Kingdom. Next, the guys get into the SPAC Nation’s Pastor Tobi Adegboyega (who for SEO reasons I might add is John Boyega's cousin), potentially getting deported from the U.K., and they also discuss Harvester’s Pastor Bolaji Idowu, recently fingered in EFCC case (red card). This naturally spirals into a discussion about pastors, their "drip," and their spin-offs. Keeping things holy, they float the idea of turning Submarine and A Roach into a religious podcast, inspired by Spotify Wrapped data showing an explosion in religious and motivational podcasts…

Join Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj for another unfiltered and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 216: "Okra is SEXY!", the trio dives into pop culture, Nigerian cuisine, and nostalgic moments, serving up sharp commentary and laugh-out-loud insights. This week, they cover: Christians remixing secular songs: The unexpected and often hilarious gospel takes on popular hits. Sexy Nigerian foods: Can anything rival pasta in Western pop culture? COVID lockdown nostalgia: Reflecting on the wild social media challenges that kept us entertained and baffled. Parents taking credit for your milestones: The classic Nigerian parent flex when you achieve something big. Trump’s cabinet nominees: A surprising segue into WWE storylines and the McMahon family’s obsession with them. Jerry Springer and reality TV: Childhood introductions to the chaos of daytime television and how it shaped reality TV as we know it. Terrible Christmas movies on Netflix: The guilty-pleasure films that make…

Join Tmt and Koj in another hilarious and thought-provoking episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 215: "Who is David's Lawyer?" the duo dives into a mix of pop culture, personal anecdotes, and sharp commentary. This week, they tackle: Davido vs. Wizkid: Who has the better singing voice? Gym life after 30: The struggle of stretches and mobility exercises just to stay functional. FreshL’s InstaStory: The audacity of getting abs waxed and sharing it with the world. Tmt being a nepo baby: How privilege plays out in unexpected ways. Gladiator 2: Is your Koon Chip activated? President Tinubu as an American Hotep: A wild hypothetical that spirals into hilarious insights. Drake vs. Kendrick: Breaking down their rivalry and the latest drama with UMG lawsuits. Why men admire OdumoduBlvck and Donald Trump: Exploring the allure of larger-than-life characters. The episode wraps up with Koj challenging Tmt to imagine his ideal life in Lagos with unlimited funds—but Tmt just can’t…

This week on Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Tmt and Koj bring the laughs and introspection in Episode 214. The duo kicks things off with a deep dive into the viral TikTok hit Bad B*tch Syndrome, dissecting its quintessential afrobeats vibe and why critics just don’t get it. It’s a track that’s dividing the internet, and Tmt and Koj are here to set the record straight. Next, they tackle the idea of leaving Twitter, with Tmt hilariously recounting how he failed a Bluesky captcha, prompting Koj to question if Tmt is, in fact, a bot. From there, they explore the anime Blue Lock and Tmt’s experience with non-alcoholic beers as part of his sobriety journey. Briefly touching on Big Groove and Ope Famakin, the conversation shifts to first-generation immigrants making "Nigerian Parent" content, and where the cultural disconnect lies. The laughs keep coming as they delve into mushrooms, with Tmt sharing his experiences on a Psilocybin journey and Koj reflecting on his worst shroom high. The guys…

On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, Koj and Mayowa are joined by Hauwa and Kunmi for a deep dive into the fallout of the US Presidential Elections. With their signature wit and sharp commentary, the group unpacks the chaos, surprises, and memes that defined the campaign season. From Biden dropping out to Trump getting shot at, Hauwa and Kunmi share their pre-election expectations and how they feel about the final results. The conversation turns introspective as they explore why Nigerian men seem to support Trump and the deeper implications of Democratic infighting, summed up perfectly with "Dems in Disarray." But the discussion doesn’t stop at U.S. politics. The group examines the cognitive dissonance of being African and loving America—balancing admiration for the country with critique of its imperial role in the southern hemisphere. Packed with humor, sharp commentary, and unfiltered perspectives, this episode of Submarine and A Roach is one you don’t want to miss! Tune…

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast, where real talk meets humor! In Episode 212: "Solar Inverters Are The New I-Pass-My-Neighbor," the guys dive into the latest trends and issues impacting life in Nigeria and beyond. Kicking off with a discussion on solar-powered inverters, the trio talks about how worsening power shortages and rising costs are driving Nigerians to seek alternatives—and how the humble inverter is becoming the new essential. They also dig into the concept of "Backing An Individual's Beef" vs. giving someone the benefit of the doubt and how sometimes it's better to talk friends off the ledge rather than dive headfirst into their conflicts. This leads to a broader conversation on the risks of vouching for people—and the fallout when unreliable folks don’t hold up their end. Switching gears, the guys address the rise of redpill content, exploring why they think it's gaining traction as some men resist acknowledging shifting…

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another hilarious and unfiltered episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast aka The Funniest Podcast in Nigeria! In Episode 211: "Thrustmaster 3000," the guys tackle everything from husbands and IG baddies to gaming nostalgia, all with their signature wit and humor. This week, the laughs kick-off as Tmt shares a funny story about his married friend texting him to inquire about "baddies" on Instagram. Mayowa takes us back to his university days, reminiscing about his Nintendo Wii and the joy of playing tennis on it. The gaming nostalgia continues when Koj introduces his Thrustmaster 3000 steering wheel and console, which sends the guys into a fit of laughter over its name. Next, they dive into the evolution of music-playing devices—from the Walkman to the iPod—reflecting on how music consumption has transformed over the years. The conversation then shifts to age-inappropriate relationships, with Koj sharing a story about his prom date attempting to ditch him to…

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj in another unfiltered and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 210: "Olodo From Africa #OFA," the trio dives into funny topics that will have you laughing out loud, all while delivering their signature sharp commentary. This week, they kick things off with a discussion about Odumodublvck’s unreleased verse on Rema’s album, dissecting what could’ve been and why this lost track has generated so much buzz in the Nigerian music industry. Things take a personal turn when Mayowa shares an awkward story about a friend attending his birthday—just to eat—despite them not being on speaking terms. The guys break down the petty dynamics of friendship and how to navigate uncomfortable situations. Next up, Tmt shares his experience at RF Gardens in Lagos, a prime spot for live music, with great vibes and an amazing outdoor setting, making it a must-visit venue for anyone in the Lagos scene. They don’t stop there! The conversation shifts to Coldplay…

Submarine and A Roach is back with another hilarious episode of Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj. This week’s episode, titled "APC - Animal People's Congress," delivers plenty of laughs, insightful commentary, and unfiltered banter. The episode starts with a fun animal trivia game show parody hosted by Tmt, where the trio dives into ridiculous questions and hilarious answers. It’s the perfect lighthearted start to another classic Submarine and A Roach episode. Next, Koj reveals he got a raise, sparking a discussion about workplace culture and why none of the hosts are the type to brag about their achievements at work. This leads to a conversation about adding a "won't recommend" feature on LinkedIn, a humorous take on the job networking platform. The guys then switch gears to talk about traveling across Nigeria—they share the various states they've visited, discussing their experiences and memories. Of course, they couldn’t miss the chance to weigh in on the ongoing Wizkid vs…

Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj in this week’s hilarious episode of Submarine and a Roach, Nigeria's funniest comedy podcast! The episode kicks off with a cheeky listener comment suggesting that Tmt bears a striking resemblance to Jeremy Clarkson. This leads to a humorous exploration of Clarkson's controversies over the years, with Tmt attempting to ironically defend him based on his Wikipedia page—expect some witty banter and sharp commentary! Next, the trio dives into the latest antics of Mowalola and Ian Connor, recapping their shenanigans from the week. The guys also discuss the intriguing Vince McMahon Netflix documentary, sharing their takes on the captivating world of wrestling and entertainment. Joining the conversation is Idowu Kukoyi, the founder of Nigerian Pub Quiz, based in the UK. She leads a fun round of trivia featuring Nigerian culture and Submarine and a Roach, testing their knowledge and providing plenty of laughs along the way. Finally, they tackle the heated discussion surrounding David…

Join Mayowa and Koj in this hilarious episode of Submarine and a Roach as they dive into a range of entertaining topics and insightful commentary! The episode kicks off with a lighthearted discussion about the origins of Mayowa's latest nickname, "Mr. Mayowa," which he absolutely hates. This leads to a funny story about his little cousin Bolu, an 18-year-old university student who only calls him "Uncle Mayowa" when he's about to be cheeky. As they delve into their weeks, Mayowa shares his exciting time spent with Tiwa Savage, prompting Koj to reminisce about meeting the star back in 2010 (or was it 2009?). The conversation then shifts to the recent ShxtsNGigs podcast debacle, where they provide commentary on Fuhad and James’ actions and reactions following their appearance on Andrew Schulz's Flagrant Podcast. In a fast-paced segment, they touch on various topics including fatphobia, career insights, and a political discussion featuring Remi and Bola Tinubu. The episode takes a curious turn as they ponder the…

In this episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by Femi Awoniyi, the host of "My Innovation Story", a podcast that highlights the journeys of African founders. Together, they tackle a wide range of topics, mixing humor with insights. 1. TMT’s New Crush: The boys kick off with a hilarious deep dive into TMT’s latest crush, sharing their thoughts and plenty of laughs along the way. 2. Road Rage Stories: Each host recounts their wildest road rage episodes, offering a blend of outrageous moments and comedic relief as they compare their experiences behind the wheel. 3. Elon Musk’s Recent Online Behaviour: The group dissects Elon Musk’s latest antics on social media, exploring the billionaire’s unpredictable online presence. 4. Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl: They dive into Kendrick Lamar’s exciting selection at the possible exclusion of Lil Wayne to perform at the Super Bowl, discussing it's impact on hip-hop and the significance of the performance. 5. A Ton of Other Insane Topics: As…

Dive into the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach with hosts Mayowa, Koj, and TMT as they explore a mix of compelling and comedic topics! In this episode, TMT recounts his unexpected Saturday night rave in shorts after initially setting out to avoid the nightlife. The conversation then shifts to the guys reminiscing about their first encounters with parental discipline, with Koj revealing how those experiences might have steered him away from becoming a beggar or Nigerian politician. The trio delves into their childhood memories, discussing the homes they grew up in and their sleeping arrangements. Koj’s surprising revelation causes concern for Mayowa and TMT. Listen in as they interview a self-proclaimed deadbeat dad to understand the mindset and circumstances behind being a deadbeat parent. The episode also addresses some spicy and unfounded criticism, leading to a heated discussion. Finally, the hosts compare Nollywood movies on Amazon Prime Video versus Netflix, debating which platform offers better…